[roster // 8 patriots · 2 hidden]
THE SQUAD
The eight patriots who fly under one flag. Hold 100k+ $UNITED to unlock 2 insider members.
CHARGE COMMAND
PEPE
The General
Born 2005. Knows every trench, has survived every cycle. Leads from the front. The flag in his right hand.
FEATURED IN
- master eagle-flag
- tank battle
- mountain summit
DIAMOND PAW
DOGE
The OG
2013 veteran. Has held through three cycles. Will hold through three more. Such loyal. Much patriot.
FEATURED IN
- mountain climb
- NYC parade
- mural paint
TONGUE OUT VIBES
BRETT
The Believer
Pure conviction in human form. The hype radiator. When he smiles, the candles pump.
FEATURED IN
- NYC parade
- mural paint
STEALTH MOG
MOG
The Sentinel
Watches everything. Says nothing. The cat that knows. Don't make eye contact unless invited.
FEATURED IN
- NYC parade
- tank battle
LUNAR NAVIGATION
ASTRO
The Pioneer
Suit always on. Helmet always sealed. Knows the way to the mothership. Already came back once.
FEATURED IN
- mountain climb
- NYC parade
MURAL PAINT
CHAD
The Builder
Sunglasses indoors. Roller in hand. Builds while others tweet. The site you're reading exists because of him.
FEATURED IN
- mural paint
- NYC parade
- tank battle
POP LOOP
POPCAT
The Hype
Mouth open at all times. Pure unfiltered hype frequency. Has popped through every dip.
FEATURED IN
- NYC parade
- mural paint
FOREVER BULLISH
STRANGER
The Optimist
Blue. Wide-eyed. Wonders why anyone would sell. The conscience of the squad.
FEATURED IN
- mural paint
- NYC parade
INSIDER
Hold 100k+ $UNITED to unlock.
INSIDER
Hold 100k+ $UNITED to unlock.