VOL. 1ISS. 47SPRING 2026PRINTED IN THE TRENCHES
JOIN THE PARTY
an open invitation, neighbor
CA
LzxN1DNn3qNdLw7VKYvxBqvWMY45rhTeq4KoytyLUSALIVE

block roll

porch vigil

sidewalk march
PG. 02ClassifiedsVOL. I · ISS. 47
this is the meme block party of the year — bring a folding chair.
- ADMIT ONE · NORTH PORCH
PARK · PULL UP · STAY
no cover, no kings, no taxes — just a folding chair
- ADMIT ONE · WEST LAWN
LEMONADE · POP · FRIENDS
the porch is open till the streetlights flicker
- ADMIT ONE · SOUTH ALLEY
LP BURNED · TAX 0%
mint revoked, freeze revoked — porch certified
45 polaroids from the block party
the family album.
MEET THE SQUAD →45 polaroids · 5 chapters · everybody invitedfull scrapbook at /squad →
PG. 06Market Index — Today's Trench WeatherVOL. I · ISS. 47
LIVE PRICE
chart goes up when the porch fills up
the chart.
LIVE FEED · DEXSCREENER
live · today's tapeCA: LzxN1D…LUSA
SCOREBOARD · LIVE
how the squad is doing today
scoreboard updates whenever the porch fills up.
— fresh squeezed today —
trade memes like you trade trading cards on the porch
PG. 07Letters to the EditorVOL. I · ISS. 47
✦ everyone's welcome
one tap, you're in. bring snacks if you have 'em.
drag the trench.
every word in the room — pick one up, throw it
$UNITED
MEMES
TOGETHER
CONVICTION
SOLANA
WAGMI
RALLY
BLOCK PARTY
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★ try dragging chips — they have weight












































